Shower Thoughts
Simple thoughts that make your head hurt.
- You can’t stand backwards on stairs
- Fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing
- You stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
- When you bite down on something, your actually biting up
- At some point in your life you’ll pass the exact halfway mark without even knowing it
- The lobsters in the kitchen on the Titanic must have thought it was a miracle
- You never know what memories you lost
- When you swim under water, you are also swimming above water
- Some people just celebrated the year that they will die in
- The only time the word “incorrectly” isn’t spelled incorrectly is when it’s spelled incorrectly
- We will never hear about the truly perfect crime
- I wonder if there are any times on the clock that I haven’t seen
- If you view a bald eagle at the zoo you are looking at the American symbol of freedom in captivity
- Asking someone “Where are you” is a recent thing. Before we had mobile phones, the only way could talk to people is if we knew where they were
- Poultry farmers are literally chicken tenders
- A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone who knows you
- If two people on either side of the world drop a piece of bread the world briefly becomes a sandwich
- At some point in your childhood you and your friends went out to play for the last time…and nobody knew it
- Surgery is stabbing somebody to life
- “Where are you” is probably the least used sign in sign language
- An onion forces you to cry over its dead body
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Jamey Simon, Staff Writer
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